Made a mint short selling Four Loko. Gotta bet with your head, not your heart.
Is it time for another world tour in the nuclear sub?
Uh, did the Queen just say the N-word at this royal engagement party?
RT @SenJohnMcCain: Happy birthday @Sn00ki
Fighting rooster did surprisingly well at the dogfight.
Lost nine butlers, but finally got the alligator costume off the crocodile.
Still waiting on a _lot_ of RSVPs for the All Barbara Bush Orgy. Remember, we need those by Friday, you guys!