Fired all the midgets and hired a giant Santa so we can be the elves this year.
Forgot to account for layoffs in the Christmas raffle for the crew. Can anyone drop this Ducati off at Gene’s apartment for him?
Going Undercover Bossing with Tommy Hilfiger at one of his sweatshops.
Ok, kind of impressed that Ratner took the time to make lines of coke shaped like reindeer at his holiday party.
Shit, girl, just because your title is Bikini Publicist doesn’t mean you don’t need spellcheck.
Lawyer says we have a case against Julian Assange for not paying royalties on our trademark ’ Sex By Surprise.’