May 2010
11 posts
Memo to the crew: none of the midgets will be given in tribute to Todd Bridges at the funeral.
May 28th
This deep house mix is making the galley-slaves row slow.
May 28th
A lot more college grads are applying for the Human Pinata job this year.
May 25th
Nipples burn from this depilatory Skeletor recommended.
May 22nd
Had to gank the tailpipe off the Lambo to make a quickie crack pipe.
May 12th
Mitch McConnell’s sketchbook is all full of veiny Viking and barbarian dudes.
May 11th
Hitting up our panther guy for a present for our 500th follower. #FF @party_boys
May 7th
All right, great start. We got a six-pack of Viscountships for followers 502-507! #FF @party_boys
May 7th
That was quick. Ok, you can take Divanika here if you’re our 501st follower! #FF @party_boys
May 7th
Kumquats got the intake on Sisqo’s Cuisinart all gummed up again.
May 3rd
Getting old, doctor wants us to make the switch to fortified cocaine.
May 1st