Memo to the crew: none of the midgets will be given in tribute to Todd Bridges at the funeral.
This deep house mix is making the galley-slaves row slow.
A lot more college grads are applying for the Human Pinata job this year.
Nipples burn from this depilatory Skeletor recommended.
Had to gank the tailpipe off the Lambo to make a quickie crack pipe.
Mitch McConnell’s sketchbook is all full of veiny Viking and barbarian dudes.
Hitting up our panther guy for a present for our 500th follower. #FF @party_boys
All right, great start. We got a six-pack of Viscountships for followers 502-507! #FF @party_boys
That was quick. Ok, you can take Divanika here if you’re our 501st follower! #FF @party_boys
Kumquats got the intake on Sisqo’s Cuisinart all gummed up again.
Getting old, doctor wants us to make the switch to fortified cocaine.