Gold hot dogs caused all kinds of ill gold burps.
Turns out gold plating a girl _does_ give you a boner, LOL.
Our ass-wiper ran out of treasure maps, so we made him use his own MFA diploma.
Powdered ivory makes for a mad tasty crack rock.
Was it worth it getting a pet genetically engineered from scratch? Think this is just a beagle.
Newt has a whole section in his notebook that just has “the 4th Mrs. Gingrich” written like a thousand times.
Running out of helicopter wax. #thingsthatbotherme
Our second string Bentleys are leased. #honestyhour
Oh great, the entourage is trying to unionize.
Spilling mad ponzu because our naked geisha sushi table be too bootylicious.
Someone needs to tell Russell Brand to calm down.
Put so much into water futures we might have to make it mean something, and soon.