RT @gabedelahaye: Super pumped about Kim Jong-un’s promotion to 4-star general. Congrats buddy! Couldn’t have happened to a better son o …
Big ups to our boy Kim Jong Un, we know you’re going to knock’em dead! ;)
Shit, forgot if this list is for pets to get or grocery shopping.
Starting to think the dude who prescribes our medicinal cocaine isn’t an actual doctor.
The quality control at the bikini carwash is just shameful.
Our broker’s portfolio got outperformed by the one we let the pornstars pick.
RT @pomranz: Where can I buy a $100 stick of gum?
Jesus, why is everyone on Gossip Girl so fucking poor?
Chilling with the dude who played bass for The California Raisins on their first album.
2 crunk 2 fondue.
Doodled Ziggy on Liddy’s bald head.
Oh, that’s why lizard butlers are so cheap.
Chilling at the Black Tail Magazine mansion.
Shit, we really gotta stop partying on oil rigs.