Forgot to account for layoffs in the Christmas raffle for the crew. Can anyone drop this Ducati off at Gene’s apartment for him?
Going Undercover Bossing with Tommy Hilfiger at one of his sweatshops.
Ok, kind of impressed that Ratner took the time to make lines of coke shaped like reindeer at his holiday party.
Shit, girl, just because your title is Bikini Publicist doesn’t mean you don’t need spellcheck.
Lawyer says we have a case against Julian Assange for not paying royalties on our trademark ’ Sex By Surprise.’
Made a mint short selling Four Loko. Gotta bet with your head, not your heart.
Is it time for another world tour in the nuclear sub?
Uh, did the Queen just say the N-word at this royal engagement party?
RT @SenJohnMcCain: Happy birthday @Sn00ki
Fighting rooster did surprisingly well at the dogfight.
Lost nine butlers, but finally got the alligator costume off the crocodile.
Still waiting on a _lot_ of RSVPs for the All Barbara Bush Orgy. Remember, we need those by Friday, you guys!
Pumped for the orgy at Bobby McFerrin’s 2-nite.
At first it seemed like “Razor Blade Juice” was slang for something. Gotta stop going out in Belarus.
How did those Like A G6 guys get in this club? Guess when you’re poor you have to brag about civilian-grade aircraft.
Orlando Jones honestly believes that he was in The Wire.
Chris Tucker’s phone voice is so professional sounding.
Explaining Inception to Blair Underwood.
RT @gabedelahaye: Super pumped about Kim Jong-un’s promotion to 4-star general. Congrats buddy! Couldn’t have happened to a better son o …
Big ups to our boy Kim Jong Un, we know you’re going to knock’em dead! ;)