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Got to say that Shaggy 2 Dope’s Faygo Grand Cru is way better than the Baron de Rothschild’s Big Red flavor.

Naomi Watts won’t shut up about Club Silencio.

All right, whoever told Taylor Swift about steampunk is in big trouble.

This Bichon Frise has lost it’s raison d’être.

Fine then, we’re gonna build a truffle pig park, and you can’t bring your dogs there.

The fuck are we going to do with all this diamond crusted tilapia?

Can someone who is not so coked up tell us how we know all the answers on Jeopardy before they even ask the questions?

We defy our replacement commentators at The Special X Games to describe these athletes’ halfpipe acrobatics as anything short of “retarded.”

And then, all of a sudden, the whole Comic-Con turned against our Amy Winehouse cosplay.

Bros before OPEC.