Need new underpants immediately. Feeling less than invincible in our Tighty Bulgers.
HEY YOU PLEASE BE QUIET WHILE WE PARTY. HTTP://TWITTER.COM/PARTY_BOYS/
Our prototype laser ruler is accurate to within 10 angstroms. Let’s just say you do not want to get into a dick measuring contest with us.
Exactly when and where is this Greek orgy supposedly taking place when they have a mixture of Ionic, Corinthian AND Doric dildos?
RT @TRell785: @party_boys
Mixed up our silent-popping GMO popcorn with our GMO popcorn that pops extra loud. Missed like half the dialogue in “Baby Geniuses.”
Ok, fine, Build Your Own Lotion Bar was a much better business plan in theory than in practice.
Going into the studio, working on a Stop Snitching mixtape for our boy Raj Rajaratnam.
364 more Every Other Mothers Days.
The bouncer ain’t buying these high school girls’ long-form Hawaiian birth certificates.
Man, Rip Taylor has been pulling this “I’m holding the last egg, but not in my hands” shit on us since we were kids.