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Need new underpants immediately. Feeling less than invincible in our Tighty Bulgers.

Our prototype laser ruler is accurate to within 10 angstroms. Let’s just say you do not want to get into a dick measuring contest with us.

Exactly when and where is this Greek orgy supposedly taking place when they have a mixture of Ionic, Corinthian AND Doric dildos?

RT @TRell785: @party_boys

Mixed up our silent-popping GMO popcorn with our GMO popcorn that pops extra loud. Missed like half the dialogue in “Baby Geniuses.”

Ok, fine, Build Your Own Lotion Bar was a much better business plan in theory than in practice.

Going into the studio, working on a Stop Snitching mixtape for our boy Raj Rajaratnam.

364 more Every Other Mothers Days.

The bouncer ain’t buying these high school girls’ long-form Hawaiian birth certificates.

Man, Rip Taylor has been pulling this “I’m holding the last egg, but not in my hands” shit on us since we were kids.