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RIP

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:25:59 +1200

RIP

Just got our invites to Monte’s first bunga-bunga party.

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:43:40 +1200

Just got our invites to Monte’s first bunga-bunga party.

Whenever we ran out of coke and everyone would get all cranky, the mellowest dude who never...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:48:31 +1200

Whenever we ran out of coke and everyone would get all cranky, the mellowest dude who never complained was always our homie, Andy Rooney.

We should get the Koch Brothers to host the Illuminati meetings every month, this champagne is...

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:05:25 +1200

We should get the Koch Brothers to host the Illuminati meetings every month, this champagne is amazing.

Perry was like, “Where’s your costume, Herman?” and Cain was like, “I came...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:43:02 +1200

Perry was like, “Where’s your costume, Herman?” and Cain was like, “I came as your hunting camp, Rick.”

Our pop-up cigar bar at Occupy Wall Street is not going over as well as we’d hoped.

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 01:49:10 +1200

Our pop-up cigar bar at Occupy Wall Street is not going over as well as we’d hoped.

The sushi in the VIP section of Occupy Wall Street is actually pretty good.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:20:15 +1200

The sushi in the VIP section of Occupy Wall Street is actually pretty good.

It’s been a long time since we’ve met an azn chick who spells it the long way.

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:27:27 +1200

It’s been a long time since we’ve met an azn chick who spells it the long way.

Doing crunches with Matt Damon.

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 05:36:24 +1200

Doing crunches with Matt Damon.

We’ll still be the aristocracy after we use this time machine, right?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 05:15:24 +1200

We’ll still be the aristocracy after we use this time machine, right?

Got to say that Shaggy 2 Dope’s Faygo Grand Cru is way better than the Baron de...

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 20:16:35 +1200

Got to say that Shaggy 2 Dope’s Faygo Grand Cru is way better than the Baron de Rothschild’s Big Red flavor.

Naomi Watts won’t shut up about Club Silencio.

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 01:58:36 +1200

Naomi Watts won’t shut up about Club Silencio.

All right, whoever told Taylor Swift about steampunk is in big trouble.

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 07:26:00 +1200

All right, whoever told Taylor Swift about steampunk is in big trouble.

This Bichon Frise has lost it’s raison d’être.

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 10:08:05 +1200

This Bichon Frise has lost it’s raison d’être.

Fine then, we’re gonna build a truffle pig park, and you can’t bring your dogs there.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:25:44 +1200

Fine then, we’re gonna build a truffle pig park, and you can’t bring your dogs there.

The fuck are we going to do with all this diamond crusted tilapia?

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:43:42 +1200

The fuck are we going to do with all this diamond crusted tilapia?

Can someone who is not so coked up tell us how we know all the answers on Jeopardy before they even...

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 01:24:54 +1200

Can someone who is not so coked up tell us how we know all the answers on Jeopardy before they even ask the questions?

We defy our replacement commentators at The Special X Games to describe these athletes’...

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 05:47:56 +1200

We defy our replacement commentators at The Special X Games to describe these athletes’ halfpipe acrobatics as anything short of “retarded.”

And then, all of a sudden, the whole Comic-Con turned against our Amy Winehouse cosplay.

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:06:43 +1200

And then, all of a sudden, the whole Comic-Con turned against our Amy Winehouse cosplay.

Bros before OPEC.

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 01:47:32 +1200

Bros before OPEC.